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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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