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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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