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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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