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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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