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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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