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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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