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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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