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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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