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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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