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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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