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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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