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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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