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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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