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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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