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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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