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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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