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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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