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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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