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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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