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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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