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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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