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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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