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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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