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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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