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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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