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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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