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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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