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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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