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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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