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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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