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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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