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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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