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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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