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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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