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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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