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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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