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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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