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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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