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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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