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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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