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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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