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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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