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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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