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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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