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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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