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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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