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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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