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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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