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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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