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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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