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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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