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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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