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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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