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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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