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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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