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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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