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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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