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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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