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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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