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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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