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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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