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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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