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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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