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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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