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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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