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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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