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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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