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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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