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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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