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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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