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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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