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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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